Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.”

“I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.”

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

“There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”