Best Maxride Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

“I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge”

“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)”

“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.”

“Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?”

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”