Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”

“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”

“And she wept as well for the others lost in the Dark War, and she wept for her mother and the loss she had endured, and she wept for Emma and the Blackthorns, remembering how they had fought back tears when she had told them that she had seen Mark in the tunnels of Faerie, and how he belonged to the Hunt now, and she wept for Simon and the hole in her heart where he had been, and the she would miss him every day until she died, and she wept for herself and the changes that had been wrought in her, because sometimes even change for the better felt like a little death.”

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

“He looked from Will to Tessa and raised his silvery eyebrows. "A miracle," he said. "You got him to speak.”

“Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.”

“A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.”

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”