Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at.”

“Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.”

“Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!"?' --Lin”

“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.”

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”

“A certain man once lost a diamond cuff-link in the wide blue sea, and twenty years later, on the exact day, a Friday apparently, he was eating a large fish - but there was no diamond inside. That’s what I like about coincidence.”