Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”

“YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.”

“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”