Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.”

“A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”

“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”

“The baby bat”

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”

“He was painfully shy, which, as is often the manner of the painfully shy, he overcompensated for by being too loud at the wrong times.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”