Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”

“You like them," I realized.”

“I hate you," I muttered.”

“Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.”

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.'”

“The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face.”

“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”

“Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.”