Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

“He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

“If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.”

“Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.”