Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.”

“I have detected disturbances in the wash.'”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”

“Don't Panic.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”

“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”