Humor Quote by Samuel Beckett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you do not love me I shall not be loved.”

“In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg.”

“Astride of a grave and a difficult birth.”

“You can't have everything, I've often noticed it.”

“I always thought old age would be a writer’s best chance. Whenever I read the late work of Goethe or W. B. Yeats I had the impertinence to identify with it. Now, my memory’s gone, all the old fluency’s disappeared. I don’t write a single sentence without saying to myself, ‘It’s a lie!’ So I know I was right. It’s the best chance I’ve ever had.”

“The only sin is the sin of being born”

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.”

“Look at me!”

“Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say no when they mean yes, and drive a man out of his wits just for the fun of it.”

“Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained.”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”