Humor Quote by Rachel Hawkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.”

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!'”

“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”

“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.”

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“Adventures are never fun while you're having them.”

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.”