Humor Quote by Rachel Hawkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.”

“...all that matters is the truth as you know it, and as the ones who love you know it.”

“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.”

“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”

“I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain.”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”