Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Know your enemy. Know yourself. Only then may you achieve victory.”

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'”

“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“God, I love a man who reads”

“Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending.”

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”