Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…”

“Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.”

“Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I'm pretty sure you're already half in love with me.”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.”

“But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea.”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”