Humor Quote by Jerry Lewis — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”

“I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.”

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

“The door opened.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”