Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”

“You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.”

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.”

“Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“If you didn't grow up like I did then you don't know, and if you don't know it's probably better you don't judge.”

“Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers,”