Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck.”

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.”

“Love, he realized, was like the daggers he made in his forge: When you first got one it was shiny and new and the blade glinted bright in the light. Holding it against your palm, you were full of optimism for what it would be like in the field, and you couldn't wait to try it out. Except those first couple of nights out were usually awkward as you got used to it and it got used to you.”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“You're getting into some kind of shape, cop.”

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

“Barzûl!”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Why are they going to disappear him?'”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”

“wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it”