Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Da. This is going very well already.”

“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

“Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.”

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

“Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable. You get in a plane it defies the gravity of a entire planet by exploiting a loophole with air pressure and it flies across distances that would take months or years to cross by any means of travel that has been significant for more than a century or three. You hurtle above the earth at enough speed to kill you instantly should you bump into something and you can only breathe because someone built you a really good tin can that seems tight enough to hold in a decent amount of air. Hundreds of millions of man-hours of work and struggle and research blood sweat tears and lives have gone into the history of air travel and it has totally revolutionized the face of our planet and societies.”

“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.”

“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot.”

“How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.”

“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”

“Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”