Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.”

“Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears.”

“I'll love you to ruins.”

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”

“I hate you," I muttered.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.”

“So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?”

“It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.”

“If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gogh, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”