Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?”

“There's Only so much emotional super glue in a person's soul, that everything just stays broken.”

“Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment. -Wicked ”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”

“Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.”

“I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.”

“Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.”

“If you are good life is good.”

“It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.”

“No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids look and look and look at all those X's . . .”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”