Humor Quote by Charlaine Harris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.”

“We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.”

“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”

“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.”

“All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.”

“No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I never laughed so hard in my life. Lucien, though, has no sense of humor and vowed never to take us again.”

“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”