Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”

“You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search.”

“Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

“On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”

“Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin.”

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”