Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He hated when his own advice applied to himself.”

“Fear can’t be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They’re like love. They’re almost identical emotions. That’s why Ares and Aphrodite like each other. Their twin sons – Fear and Panic – were spawned from both war and love.”

“And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!”

“Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!”

“Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?”

“We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.”

“Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.”

“Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.”

“Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the circle by which the person is surrounded. Not so with those whose opinions and feelings are an emanation from their own nature and faculties.”

“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?”