Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.”

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?”

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?”

“He understood how dangerous oaths could be. But Leo didn't care.”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

“It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”

“Why were you lurking under our window?”

“He has fought many battles with us" (Jace)”

“So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?”

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

“Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”