Humor Quote by Mark Twain — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.”

“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”

“Be wise as a serpent and wary as a dove!”

“Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar”

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you?”

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?”