Humor Quote by Kurt Vonnegut — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He said it sure beat dying for absolutely nothing in the Viet Nam War.”

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”

“Here is a lesson in creative writing.”

“The only difference between”

“Mankind flung its advance agents ever outward, ever outward. Eventually it flung them out into space, into the colorless, tasteless, weightless sea of outwardness without end.”

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!”