Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies”

“He understood how dangerous oaths could be. But Leo didn't care.”

“Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.”

“Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.”

“Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

“She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.”

“She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it.”

“There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.”