Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-”

“Then Thalia Grace became their leader and started recruiting even more young women to their cause, which grated on Nico – as if Bianca’s death could be forgotten. As if she could be replaced.”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”

“If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.”

“Piece of Heaven?”

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”

“No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court.”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”