Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“You keep showing up here? Being who you are?' There was a pause. 'I'm going to fall in love with you.' -Rehvenge”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”

“Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck.”

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”