Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.”

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could”

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”

“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

“Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.”

“I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.”

“There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.”

“Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can say stop at anytime.” His lips pulled wide. “You don’t need to make up a new pet.”

“It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?”