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Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.

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“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”

“The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”

“I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster.”

“Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?”