Humor Quote by Darynda Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

“When life hands you lemons say,”

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.”

“You know what I can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented and all that, I mean endlessly, I've been telling you for years. So why don't you believe it? why do you think people say that stuff, Em? Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice about you?”

“Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'”

“Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”