Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Be you wise and never sad,”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

“I like to have a martini,”

“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble." A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. "No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!”

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

“You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one”