Humor Quote by Robert A. Heinlein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policies; I just work here.”

“Women talk when they want to. Or don't.”

“Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.”

“The worst that can possibly have happened to him is death and that we are all in for---if not this morning, then in days, or weeks, or years at most.”

“A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”

“Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?”