Humor Quote by Anne Bishop — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.”

“She's magic, Cassandra. A single flower blooming in an endless desert.”

“People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?”

“Some men die for lack of love…some die because of it. Think about it.”

“Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for morale and made it so much harder to find new employees.”

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?”

“Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

“A mother, you son-of-a-bitch, is sacred!”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

“So, Belle, what's new today?”