Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me.”

“What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?”

“If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa.”

“From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.”

“When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”

“The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift.”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”