Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge”

“And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.”

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

“There's always be a me and you.”

“How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?”

“Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be a new ‘gateʹ opening up soon over on the south side of the wall.”

“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.”

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”

“And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.”