Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?”

“Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“Don't run I never liked fast food”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”

“There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.”

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”