Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.”

“When I was One,”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

“Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.”

“Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.”

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany.”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“I've had great success being a total idiot.”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”