Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Marty, my mother used to say "Never get greedy with God." I think what she meant was "Don't dare ask for more if you already have what you need."”

“And you're blind?”

“A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

“Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”

“Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?”

“Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.”

“She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight.”

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

“My”

“I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.”

“Any fool can make a rule”