Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”

“Where are you going?”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”

“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.”

“Congratulations!”

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

“I love having existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful.”