Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.”

“If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.”

“Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you?”

“Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.”

“Somehow, we'll find it. The balance between whom we wish to be and whom we need to be. But for now, we simply have to be satisfied with who we are.”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“People, generally, suck.”

“Compromise is a stalling between two fools.”