Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Mad Eye' Moody on the Avada Kedavra curse: "Not nice," he said calmly. "Not pleasant. And there's no counter curse. There's no blocking it. Only one known person has ever survived it, and he's sitting right in front of me.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.”

“Merlin’s beard.”

“Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!”

“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of”

“He gave her a sly, sideways look. "Did you”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“What will you do now?'”

“The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.”

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”

“Punctuation, is? fun!”