Humor Quote by Samuel Beckett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can't have everything, I've often noticed it.”

“Ah earth you old extinguisher.”

“Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”

“Astride of a grave and a difficult birth.”

“I can't go on, I'll go on.”

“If you do not love me I shall not be loved.”

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“I'll go," he said.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”