Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo’s waist.”

“Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really.”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”

“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”

“I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.”

“Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”