Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”

“If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“Sigh”

“The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. "I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”