Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well,”

“I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”

“Bowden Cable is the sort of honest and dependable operative that is the backbone of SpecOps. They never win commendations or medals”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

“What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.”

“Don't talk to me.”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir!”

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

“Wonder why we can do this,' he called out with his mind. The mental effort of speaking to her was already straining—he felt a headache forming like a bulge in his brain.”