Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“Don't run I never liked fast food”

“He swallowed and shifted his weight a little uneasily, and then said, very quietly, his lips almost touching hers, 'Promise me you'll marry me. Not now. Someday. Because I need to know.”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“This is a mournful discovery.”

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.”

“I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.”

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”