Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“Congratulations!”

“Gareth sucked in a breath. Hyacinth’s brother wasn’t going to make this easy on him. But that didn’t matter. He had vowed to do this right, and he would not be cowed.”

“Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I'm pretty sure you're already half in love with me.”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.”

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”