Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“The best of us must sometimes eat our words.”

“A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”

“I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!”

“Just as the door opens, I look intently at the screen and act like I'm still chatting with her mother. '--And she stuck her finger in my ass when she was blowing me, which was fucking incredible. I never thought I'd enjoy having anything up there, but--'”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”

“Piece of Heaven?”

“Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?”